Wednesday, August 11, 2010

According to Andrea - Back to School

My 11-year-old cousin (well, Greg's cousin), Andrea, is probably the funniest person I know. Too bad she lives in Tennessee. She has a secret hideaway in the basement at her grandmother's house and there were rules posted on the door that you had to abide by in order to hang out in her special room. Some of her rules were: Knock before entering, no weapons (really?), ring the bell and she will bring you food or drink from the menu (she made a menu of everything listed in the fridge). She was very insistent on her rules. You MUST obey them.

Andrea has a Facebook. Yes, it's true. She posts the most hilarious statuses. I'm talking screen shot worthy. 

Since my last blog post was about going back to school, I'll share with you some of her statuses on the topic. Andrea started middle school this week.








I enjoy all things According to Andrea.

17 comments:

Aimee said...

LOL she is funny! I love it

However, why does an 11 year old have a facebook? Oh lordy...scary

RawknRobynsGoneBlogWild said...

Gotta love her comment about English! It kind of does make sense.
Cheers,
xoRobyn

Lana said...

Middle schoolers are such a joy; they are so easy to please ;-) Too funny!

Leah said...

awww too cute :)

Same Sweet Girl: Memoir of a Southern Belle said...

HAHAHA!!! That is so cute!!!!!! I love "WE SPEAK ENGLISH!" LOL!! :)

Jess said...

She sounds so cute! I love little girls at that age. So funny. I can't wait for my girls to be old enough to start school. :)

Katie said...

Ha ha ha!

Jen said...

Hahaha - I love it! It's probably a good thing that Facebook wasn't around when I was 11.

Missed Periods said...

Rules and a menu: pretty awesome.

Oh, and I will email her some of my college students' essays so she can see why we need English.

Jamie Lane said...

Oh you could not pay me to be 11 again. If it was even possible. Hahah.

To your last post:
A-How did you clear up your skin? HELP!
B-Crock Pot are the most wonderful things in the world. The end.

JoJo said...

so much spunk for an eleven year old!

Shelli said...

Ah..... love it!!

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Anne Woelke said...

I seriously cracked up at her "I'm checking out the website right now" comment. Oh how I wish there would have been a website to unlock the mysteries of middle school when I was attending. Too cute.

angelia said...

OK, I promise I will stop commenting after this-found your follower button am now your next follower, feeling a little giddy, about this post and your cousin Andrea-LOVE IT! I am a teacher-Grade 4, go back next week(see my post from today for more on that) I love some of things kids say!!!! I am leaving now!!! Love your blog and sense of humor!!

Café Bellini said...

Hee hee I remember the knock before entering rule... She's funny.... I feel sorry for her that she still has YEARS of school left!

Heather Taylor said...

Love it. Reminds me of myself when I was her age. I was all about starting my own club.

kat said...

She's adorable. :)

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