And I'm like, "Hey, I don't like cardboard on my booty."
He always stuffs as many rolls as he can find in his suitcase to take home. It's like he's never seen toilet paper before and has to stock up. It's like the apocalypse.
Men don't understand. Greg doesn't understand the necessity of cushy fluffy paper against my nether regions. I use more toilet paper than he does.
Cheap toilet paper sucks.
He knows I hate it, and I guess he's finally getting it.
Recently, he put the cheap stuff in the guest bathroom. He's a good husband. While he may not understand my demands, he continues to buy me the good stuff. I love that guy.
And while we're on the subject of toilet paper, is it just me or do the commercials with the bears wiping their butts on trees creep you the eff out???
"Mom! I found this weird white stuff in the forest! Let's wipe our butts on it! Mmmm... soft!"
Happy Friday, my darlings!
Happy Friday, my darlings!
23 comments:
Hahaha. You're absolutely right - quality TP is crucial. I've always thought stuff like toilet paper should be free. It's not like I want to use it. I mean, it's better than NOT using it, but necessities like that should be free.
SO I have a metrosexual boyfriend who was raised in a house of all women. He definitly is not like most men in that he understands the need for the finer things in life...like great quality TP.
So yes... It is necessary to have good TP. I mean I dont want to scrimp and save when it comes to my tush
I hate those commercials, especially the one where they talk about the little pieces of toilet paper that get left on their hinnies. The blue and red bears freak me out.
hahaha! this is so true!! i don't know what it is about men and free stuff from hotels. There's a great Friends episode where Ross takes every possible thing he can from the room, the tp thing is definitely true of all men I know :) also those commercials are totally creepy
I was JUST coming to comment about the Friends episode where Ross takes stuff! I see someone else was thinking along the same lines! Then Chandler tries to steal a saltshaker & Ross is all "noooo! You can't take the shaker... but the SALT, the salt is ours to take!!!" LOL I am a Friends GEEK!
Hahaha! I guess I'm lucky because my husband likes the expensive TP. My mom on the other hand had the worst TP when we visted her. Some weird natural biodegradable stuff. Just like cardboard. Lol.
LOL you're so right and I'm glad that my husband does get it...and why is your husband stealing TP? I get taking the hotel shampoo and conditioner, but not the TP.
I used to steal the cheap shit from my sorority house because... I was cheap. Even though it was shit.
Also, as far as ridiculous toilet paper commercials, I'd have to say that the ones with the yellow lab puppy pushing around the Scott (?) "tissue" is way worse in the sense that who gives a fuck if you can push the toilet paper around--at least the bears know how to use it. But that leads to the question - why doesn't the puppy know how to use it? He's around people, he sees the TP in the bathroom, is he not capable of putting two and two together?
The puppy is, though, way more adorable than the bears, so points there.
I guess I'm just conflicted. Way to ruin my morning. Now I'm not going to be able to think about anything else all day.
Hi! Visiting from the New Friend Friday from Girl Creative...so I know she says not to be obligated to follow everyone, but as soon as I saw this post, I knew I'd like you! Something else men don't understand is how MUCH tp to use! My husband will roll it a few times around his hand just to blow his nose! haha. Anyway, Happy Friday!
Hey! Happy Friday! Visiting and following from New Friend Friday and Boost my Blog! :) I LOVE this post -I feel like I can hear myself having this EXACT conversation with my husband. Glad it's not uncommon.
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Briana
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Hi,
I'm on a Blog Hop and added my name to your list of followers.
Happy Friday!
Lisa
My Hub's really believes that Angel Soft is the only toilet paper there is....I have to hide the packages of the other brands...lol
New follower (through Blog Lovin) from Where's the Love:)
Haha! Too funny and SO true! Men just do not get it. I have to buy the TP at my house because the hubs would buy the cheapest brand. He doesn't care.
And yes the Charmin bears are weird. Very weird.
Oh, you've trained him well. I can just see a real bear throwing the toilet paper with its paws..or shredding it, but never really using it.
omg, my family does that too! it's crazy. hahahaha. this post made laugh:D
i am now a new follower. come and check my blog. and maybe follow me too? thank you!
Carrie
http://www.readmylifeascarrie.blogspot.com/
Well everyone stole my Ross from Friends comment. Damn.
Haha so true! I am a new follower Friday blog hopping! Have a great day!
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You gave me a great out loud chuckle tonight!!!! Husbands do not understand a lot of things-check out my post from today for proof of that!! Anyway, Just visiting from Girl Creative and New Friend Fridays, love your blog, your writing style, and will need to become your next follower!!!!! Happy Weekend!
Hi..I’m Barb….I am from FF. I am your newest follower. I hope you will get a chance to visit my blog @ santasgiftshoppe.blogspot.com & get inspired by something for your family/home. I hope you will follow me as well. I also would love for you to be a new Fan of my Facebook page too & click “LIKE” in the upper right hand corner of my blog & you’ve done it..Thanks so much! I am just starting at Facebook. Nice to meet ya new friend!!!
LOL! I'm so glad someone else finds those commercials a bit disturbing! :)
Hahhaa you crack me up!
Men definitely don't! My bf and I disagree to favourites though. I love the Kleenex brand one (can't think of the name) and he hates it, but when you're the one buying it... you buy what you want! PLUS I'm the female!! So there! haha
I've never been picky about toilet paper. But I will say that every time I use the 'good' kind..I realize what I'm missing.
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