Man Commercials

Recently, I've noticed the oh-so directly marketed commercials during football games. I call them "Man Commercials." When one comes on, I do a fake laugh and say, "Ah.... MAN COMMERCIALS!"

Honestly, they're freaking stupid. Let me prove my point.

Exhibit A.

So, let me get this straight. This guy is that much of a drunk that he would rather drink sh*tty beer than get some from his hot wife?! Clearly the advertising folks at Coors Light have a distorted perception of their product.... and what is funny. They probably said at their board meeting, "Wow, it's so much fun to put women in their place! All the dudes watching the game right now are gonna laugh so much! ROFLMAO!"

Exhibit B.

Wow. See, I can get over the fact that the previous gentleman is having "potency issues" disguised by the love of crappy beer. But now, this gentleman wouldn't even choose the girl if it was between her and a beer falling off a cliff. What an idiot! And that girl makes me feel like I just lost a few brain cells, too. Who asks stupid questions like that?! The folks at Miller Lite seem to have the same problem as those over at Coors. They are saying "HAHA! We love beer so much!! And the dudes watching this can totally relate because they are watching this without their girlfriends! And girlfriends are stupid and ask stupid questions! They will laugh so much because they want to look macho and self-sufficient! HAHA! Beer will always triumph! ROFLCOPTER!"

I honestly don't understand this advertising strategy. I understand the "lightheartedness" of it, but I just want to punch Man Commercials in the jugular.

Almost as much as I want to punch Lingerie Football League in the face.

Yeah, I can't believe this exists, either.