How it all started:
HER: Daaaaaaaayum girl! Look at you! You got some Texas Toast!
ME: Huh? What's that?
HER: That's when a white girl's got a black girl booty!
ME: (laughs) Awesome.
Well, it definitely makes sense.
Texas Toast is white and thick.
My booty is white and thick.
And I am not alone in this world.
And I am not alone in this world.
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| Kim Kardashian has some SERIOUS Texas Toast. I know she's not white, but Armenian is close enough. |
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| The queen of booty deserves a picture in this post. Bidi bidi BOOTY! |
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| Thank you, Kelly Clarkson, for showing off your Texas Toast. |
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| Jessica Biel and her ka-dunk-a-dunk |
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| Hit that Texas Toast one more time, Britney |
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| Rah Rah ooh la la... I like your TEXAS TOAST! |
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| Even supermodels got some Texas Toast (even though it's mini.... like, bite-sized Texas Toast) |
I love my Texas Toast and I wouldn't change it for anything!!!!
If you are one of those Texas Toast girls, celebrate what your momma gave ya!
19 comments:
HILARIOUS! I too have some Texas Toast and I'm PROUD OF IT. Get it girl.
LOL You're too funny. I've never heard it called that. I always say I have junk in my trunk.
I totally have a texas toast bum right now... but even when I am a smaller size, my booty sticks around, and I like it that way... I would never want to be a beanpole, because I like my curves!
I can tell you're making your way down my recent posts, and I've been waiting for your reaction on all my Vada videos - as I know as one of my kitty-loving friends you're going to enjoy them! hahah!
LOL I hope no one walks by as I laugh at his. You crack me up!
Pretty sure my ass is more a brand of soggy toast... or cottage cheese. ;)
I have a bit of a butt. More bubbly than anything. Sometimes its nice size and sometimes its flat.... I am so Jealous of you and every other girl out there with the big butt and I love the nickname. Kate Hudson sometimes also has some Texas Toast. (I know I saw some in How to Lose a Guy...)
I used to have Texas Toast, and then I got older and it became more like a French crepe :(
You do have a nice booty though! I think you need to think of another post to write in which you get to post your Texas Toast! I'm green with envy!!!
Oh, and I think Kim Kardashian mya have stuffed a few Texas Toasts into her pants. That booty looks almost awkward.
I'm stealing "Texas Toast," as I too, have a boot-haay. Sandra - French crepe?!? Priceless!!
I totally have some Texas Toast. Although I've never heard it called that before.
Haha! I love that this post is all about Texas Toast! I have never, ever heard of it being called that, but like you said, it totally makes sense.
You are a NUT Mrs. Texas Toast, but I love ya for it!!!!
Meg, I don't think anyone would ever describe you as "thick."
Oh, and I found Michelle on facebook, so you should look her up. She'd get a kick out of seeing you post this blog.
I'm a big fan of your toast. I've been friends with it for years. :)
I definitely have some Texas Toast. Never heard it before but I much prefer referring to it as this than "my badonkadonk".
Too funny. I have never heard this before but I'm definitely going to start using it!
Hey Texas Toast, you are just TOOO funny, love this! hahahahahaha laughing my head off here --
Hahahaa, I love this!
Love your rendition of "Bad Romance" ;)
I'm a Texas Toast girl myself!
That was so worth the laugh!!! Thanks for posting all those pics, LOL!
~Kimberlee
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Lol, too funny. Shake what your mama gave ya!
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