Man Commercials

Recently, I've noticed the oh-so directly marketed commercials during football games. I call them "Man Commercials." When one comes on, I do a fake laugh and say, "Ah.... MAN COMMERCIALS!"

Honestly, they're freaking stupid. Let me prove my point.

Exhibit A.

So, let me get this straight. This guy is that much of a drunk that he would rather drink sh*tty beer than get some from his hot wife?! Clearly the advertising folks at Coors Light have a distorted perception of their product.... and what is funny. They probably said at their board meeting, "Wow, it's so much fun to put women in their place! All the dudes watching the game right now are gonna laugh so much! ROFLMAO!"

Exhibit B.

Wow. See, I can get over the fact that the previous gentleman is having "potency issues" disguised by the love of crappy beer. But now, this gentleman wouldn't even choose the girl if it was between her and a beer falling off a cliff. What an idiot! And that girl makes me feel like I just lost a few brain cells, too. Who asks stupid questions like that?! The folks at Miller Lite seem to have the same problem as those over at Coors. They are saying "HAHA! We love beer so much!! And the dudes watching this can totally relate because they are watching this without their girlfriends! And girlfriends are stupid and ask stupid questions! They will laugh so much because they want to look macho and self-sufficient! HAHA! Beer will always triumph! ROFLCOPTER!"

I honestly don't understand this advertising strategy. I understand the "lightheartedness" of it, but I just want to punch Man Commercials in the jugular.

Almost as much as I want to punch Lingerie Football League in the face.

Yeah, I can't believe this exists, either.

A Hoarse is a Hoarse of Course of Course

I lost my voice and I decided I sounded like I belonged in The Godfather.

It's been reeeeally fun to teach and direct without a voice.

NOT.

And just an FYI, I didn't lose my voice from screaming. It was from post nasal drip. I know how to properly use my voice (aka my instrument). I use my voice sometimes from 7:00 a.m. until 10:00 p.m. and I have never become hoarse from it, although quite fatigued!

I miss my voice. I wish it would come back. One thing I've learned - don't take decongestants with a drippy throat. It dries the mucus in the throat up, and with that comes more hoarseness. I'm sticking to Mucinex, saline nasal spray, and sleep!

Going Bananas for Banana!

Run as fast as you can down to your nearest Banana Republic!

They are having an extra 40% off clearance items! Yeah, you read that right. 40% already reduced items. Well, this was on Wednesday when I was there with Katie. I have no idea if this is still going on, so that's why you need to run as fast as you can. In fact, instead of running, you should probably get in your car and drive there as fast as you can without hurting yourself or others.

I scored the following:

This gorgeous charcoal embellished cardigan for $20.99

originally $79.50!

I got tons of compliments when I wore this the other day! It is sooooo cute on.

This comfy and super soft silk blend stretch cardigan in Slate Blue for $17.99

originally $69.50!

Skinny five pocket black stretchy trousers for $26.99 (called Brody Knit Pant)

Originally $98.00!

(Couldn't find the exact pants on their website, but this is pretty much what they look like)

They had so many beautiful things on sale that could definitely work for fall and winter for me! Gorgeous stuff!!! I had to stop myself at spending $65 (pre-tax). Usually their clearance items aren't that wonderful in my nearest store (and still seem expensive even on clearance), but I definitely scored this time!

Why are you still reading this blog post? 
Pick your jaw up off the floor and go there now!!

Right now, I'm loving....

 My current list of loves include:

Sprinkles Carrot Cupcakes

Nonfat Pumpkin Spice Lattes

The Forecast for later this week

Warm Blankets

Dexter Naps

Riding with the Car Windows Down 
(of course when it's under 80 degrees)

Mac OS X Snow Leopard 

(yes, I finally upgraded)

And, finally....

This Video (Best. Acting. Advice. Ever.)

Hope you all have a Terrific Tuesday!

Celebrities Like Abyssinians, Too!

Just in case you didn't read it the first million times, I love Dexter. He is a purebred Red Abyssinian. We drove six hours to get him and he was pretty darn expensive, but he is worth every single penny. He is a member of the family and is always up to something ridiculously cute. Heck, even as I write this blog post, he's being a little sweetie. He's in my lap, wanting some attention. Purring up a storm. When he's in a sweet mood, he takes cute pictures.

If you are considering a new cat and want to gain a family member, you might consider an Abyssinian. Um, actually, you better consider an Aby. They come in four colors: Ruddy, Red, Fawn, and Blue. They are a highly intelligent breed, and very playful. In fact, they are known to be like kittens in their adult life. Greg's grandmother has a 13 year old Aby, and she is still very playful! However, they are very loving and sweet. When Dexter is in his "cuddle mode," he begs for you to hold him (although people say Abys don't like to be held) and love on him. He is so intuitive. Whenever I feel stressed or upset, he comforts me. When I'm working on household tasks, he tries to "help" me, although he is in the way most of the time! And, does your cat play fetch? 'Cause mine does.

I know I posted this before, but I know you are definitely not sick of it. And I know you probably watched in about 20 times. We won't mention how many times I've watched it.

And if you aren't completely won over by the amazingness known as the Abyssinian, you should know that celebrities adore them, too! Here are some photos of celebrities with their Abys.

Chloe Sevigny. Abys like to perch on your shoulders, so I think this is cute.

Nicholas Cage. Looks like he's sniffing his Aby's butt, but I guess when you love your Aby so much, you will do anything for it!

David Bowie. OMG. Seriously. If this doesn't win you over to an Aby, what will?!

Carly Simon. Looks like that Aby doesn't like to sit still.

Nicole Richie. I am curious as to why her blue Aby is in a cast. I am going to assume she is saving this gorgeous cat's life.

I literally squealed when I saw all these photos of celebrities and their Abys. You should too. They're the best. Definitely the coolest cats around. But I might be a little biased.

Texas Toast

"Texas Toast" is one of my nicknames. I received this nickname from one of my BFF's roommates in college.... and it stuck.

How it all started:

HER: Daaaaaaaayum girl! Look at you! You got some Texas Toast!

ME: Huh? What's that?

HER: That's when a white girl's got a black girl booty!

ME: (laughs) Awesome.

Well, it definitely makes sense.

Texas Toast is white and thick.

My booty is white and thick.



And I am not alone in this world.

Kim Kardashian has some SERIOUS Texas Toast. I know she's not white, but Armenian is close enough.

The queen of booty deserves a picture in this post. Bidi bidi BOOTY!

Thank you, Kelly Clarkson, for showing off your Texas Toast.

Jessica Biel and her ka-dunk-a-dunk

Hit that Texas Toast one more time, Britney

Rah Rah ooh la la... I like your TEXAS TOAST!

Even supermodels got some Texas Toast (even though it's mini.... like, bite-sized Texas Toast)

I love my Texas Toast and I wouldn't change it for anything!!!!

If you are one of those Texas Toast girls, celebrate what your momma gave ya!

My Never Ending Week

I honestly thought this week would never freakin' end. The acronym TGIF never sounded so good.

Here's how I felt the entire week.

This typically happens when I'm involved in so many different things, have a long To Do list, have no free time (especially time to catch up on Project Runway), dealing with stupid crap, hardly have seen my hubby, and have missed out on cuddles and kitty kisses from my darling child, Dexter. 

Look at that face.

Aw.

It sometimes sucks being so awesome. I wish I could clone myself so I could be in all the places and doing all the things I need/want to do while still feeling relaxed. However, it's rewarding. I complain and act dramatic, but it really is worth it.

This was my big adventure for the week. Put on a performance fundraiser for a women's shelter/charity with the kiddos. You know, nothing special.

On a totally unrelated note, I love my job. 
(And I'm so excited they put together a little montage of last night's performance!)

I am so sorry you had to wait almost an entire week to read a new post. Bear with me while I catch my breath and catch up.


Happy weekend!