However, there are some questionable things people actually type into search engines. I am disturbed at what some people actually google. And I am fascinated that I can actually see what people typed into a search engine to find my blog. Thank you, Google Analytics!
Perhaps you found my blog by searching one of the following:
"thong leotard" - ha.
"pretty cupcake" - yep, all the cupcakes I eat are pretty.
"drawing on newspaper"
"asian pregnant yoga" - I don't know why I find this one so funny.
"baby shower swollen feet"
"blogger+tranny" - Let me just clear this up before rumors start flying. I am not a tranny.
"crazy cat lady dexter" - alright, that does actually apply to me. I'LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE.
"home girl spray tan" - because the best way to do a spray tan is the home girl way.
"i want to decorate my house but i suck" - I can relate.
"jennifer love hewitt bum"
"me getting naked" - I blame this one on my raves on the Naked Palette.
"me tranny" - in case you were trying to figure out whether or not you are one...
"oh me such a good apple pie" - I do make a killer apple pie. Thanks for asking.
"paula deen edward cullen" - Interesting combination.
"owl sipping drink" - Um... what?
"post op tranny leotard" - Now this is just a disturbing mental image.
"thick white booty" - Yep, I have one of those.
"you all look amazing pretty ladies" - Why, thank you!
"ماسكارا ديور اكستي" - I agree. (Okay, so I copy-pasted that into Google and I think it has something to do with mascara. Thank goodness.)
"white girls with ka dunk a dunk" - Definitely applies to me, too.
Apparently thongs, aerobics, trannies, and booty really get people here. I blame it on this post, this post, and this post.
All right. Fess up, people.
How'd ya get here?!
And for your viewing pleasure, I leave you with me circa Halloween 2004 in an 80s aerobics thong leotard.