However, there are some questionable things people actually type into search engines. I am disturbed at what some people actually google. And I am fascinated that I can actually see what people typed into a search engine to find my blog. Thank you, Google Analytics!
Perhaps you found my blog by searching one of the following:
"thong leotard" - ha.
"pretty cupcake" - yep, all the cupcakes I eat are pretty.
"80s aerobics"
"drawing on newspaper"
"thong aerobics"
"boston puns"
"cupcake hd"
"asian pregnant yoga" - I don't know why I find this one so funny.
"baby shower swollen feet"
"blogger+tranny" - Let me just clear this up before rumors start flying. I am not a tranny.
"crazy cat lady dexter" - alright, that does actually apply to me. I'LL GIVE YOU THAT ONE.
"home girl spray tan" - because the best way to do a spray tan is the home girl way.
"i want to decorate my house but i suck" - I can relate.
"jennifer love hewitt bum"
"me getting naked" - I blame this one on my raves on the Naked Palette.
"me tranny" - in case you were trying to figure out whether or not you are one...
"oh me such a good apple pie" - I do make a killer apple pie. Thanks for asking.
"paula deen edward cullen" - Interesting combination.
"owl sipping drink" - Um... what?
"post op tranny leotard" - Now this is just a disturbing mental image.
"thick white booty" - Yep, I have one of those.
"you all look amazing pretty ladies" - Why, thank you!
"ماسكارا ديور اكستي" - I agree. (Okay, so I copy-pasted that into Google and I think it has something to do with mascara. Thank goodness.)
"white girls with ka dunk a dunk" - Definitely applies to me, too.
Apparently thongs, aerobics, trannies, and booty really get people here. I blame it on this post, this post, and this post.
All right. Fess up, people.
How'd ya get here?!
And for your viewing pleasure, I leave you with me circa Halloween 2004 in an 80s aerobics thong leotard.
You're welcome.
52 comments:
OH MY LAWD!!!! I'm cracking up over here!!!!! I need to go to my analytics and see how people got to my site!!!! Your pics!!! Jane Fonda!!!! LOVE!!!
Hahaha, this is hysterical! I actually juts did this the other day for my blog. I don't have as many posts/followers as you so I didn't have as many "search topics" but one that stuck out was "Nolan Ross" which is a character on this show, Revenge (do you watch?) and how that came about, I have NO clue. Too funny!
This is hilarious!! :)
I am laughing so hard at my desk. My kids are probably wondering what is going on! I need to see out how to see how people find my blog. I must learn how to do that first...
MEG. i am dying. thankfully not many people are in my office at the moment to hear my laughing so hard. i seriously have tears in my eyes from laughing so much.
Oh man, that was a good Halloween.
OH. MY. GOSH. Meg. You are awesome. I was seriously wondering where all the thong searches came from.
Omg-- this is too funny!!
HAHA! So funny!! I have no idea how I found ya, but I like your blog so I follow lol.
this. is. awesome.
booty booty booty rocking everywhere!!
haha! great fun! I dont know if I want to admit that I read this blog after the tranny leotard search..lol totally kidding .anyways I'm new to following you, and I think I found you on another blog I read but can't remember which one. glad I did though.
Oh my god. I love you. Your search terms are hilarious. When I get weird ones I think "why would google send them to me, what are they trying to say!?"
OMG! I think I died laughing! I heart you girl!!!! You always make me smile!
oh gosh! these are so funny!! why so much with the thong? Did you post these before?
LOVE that last pic of you!! Please tell me you had that already and didn't take it for this post! Hahaha
I think i googled "naked palette tutorials"!
As you know, I am a new follower - LOL. I found you through another blog, but honestly couldn't tell you which one. Sometimes, I will randomly click on a comment link to see where it takes me. Sometimes, not my cup of tea and other times I hit paydirt. Anyway, so glad that I found you!
Haha! Why did tranny come up so much? That makes no sense at all. But as another white girl with a ka dunk a dunk, I can relate.
I found your blog through The Vintage Apple, and I love it!
Have a great weekend! I'm going to go check my Google Analytics now, haha!
ahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha
HOW IN THE WORLD DID WOMEN ACTUALLY WORK OUT IN THOSE THINGS?!
BAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Oh my goodness gracious! You are riot! Too funny!!
This just made my day. haha I couldn't stop laughing!!
I just died. Hahahahahahaha!
Haha these are all hysterical!! And that picture, absolutely priceless!
LOVE IT!!
Thank you for sharing this hilariousness with us :)
Hahahahaha. Oh. Em. Gee. You are amazing. I need to see your face soon.
You are SO ridiculous, i love it!!! I was seriously hoping you would tell us where all that aerobics and leotoard stuff came from! The tranny one though? Iiinteresting. haha!!
Loveeeee that you are so care-free. Keep it coming... stay true to yourself, and be inspiring to others (me)!! Xoxo
Could not stop laughing! Thank you I needed that today!
I use wordpress, and for an old wordpress blog I kept, the funniest one I found was "Are the Illinois Amish full of shit?" WTF??? How on earth that led to my page, I have no idea (though I do live about 30 miles from Illinois "Amish-country". But still!
I needed this laugh today!
Nice! LOL!
Halloween? 80's theme party? Either way that is comedic gold right there!
First off-- I know how I got here!! For some reason I thought I already was following you and then I checked and I wasn't??? Maybe Google kicked me off or something :-( I was like, "Has Meg not blogged in a while??" Hah.
Secondly-- Home girl spray tan?? THAT made me laugh :-D LOVE the photos!!
um awesome! ha ha
You need to do a mini session with some of us, I would love to learn how you do this...that is google ..not thong booty shakin, hahahah
That is the funniest thing I've seen all day! For some reason, pantyhose teenager is the top search on my blog all the time!
this post killed me! I'm sitting here litteraly laughing out loud, especially at the "me trany" one!
I could not stop laughing at those searches! Thank goodness for google analytics!
So funny! I found you through All In My Twenties. Such a cute blog! I’m a new follower. Check mine out; you may want to follow back!
Brittany
http://bh-confessions.blogspot.com
BAHAHAHA just made my day. That is all.
Hahahaha! You're brave!!
HA!!! i never saw that picture before and i juts don't know i was living without it. just amazing.
CupcakesOMG!
oh my. i just died laughing from your photos! i found you googling for a beauty review! =)
Ok my protein bar just came dribbling out of my mouth because I'm laughing...hahaha
I found you from Twitter :o)
<3-Cami from First Day of My Life
Bahahaha! Great pictures.
Um, I can't swear to it...but I think I found you through Jessica or Celia.
hilarious. i'm obsessed with reading my google analytics as well as i discussed here! http://megansilianoff.blogspot.com/2011/11/google-it.html
hahahahaha...watch out Jane Fonda!
HAHAHAHAHHA this is just SOOOO funny!
Hilarious! The last photo is priceless! I need to start keeping track of my "interesting" search terms.
OH EM GEE. I seriously laughed out loud this entire post... owl sipping drink?! WTF! I laugh... but I'm pretty sure if I tracked my Google searches I would be ashamed, lol. Oh and hey girl... nice booty!!! haha
Aaaahahahahaha! I love these posts. Hilarious! And that last picture is probably my favorite picture in the world. For realz.
You just made my day!!!!!!!!Ahhhhh hahahaha, greatest pic ever :) You are sooooo brave to post!
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