What about the bad ones? The ones that don't really work for you, or just plain suck?
I've been told by many that they really enjoy my beauty product recommendations. I had an idea recently... I wondered if people would be interested in hearing about what products I don't care for. A few of my pals on twitter said they would definitely be interested in reading about that. I'm sure a lot of these products are great for some people. If I've listed something here that you are absolutely in love with, then great! I'm so glad it works for you! It just doesn't work for me.
As a side note, my skin is late twenties, combination/oily. I never have dry skin, unless I do a peel or use my Retin-A. I do tend to break out, although my skin isn't super sensitive. My skin tone shade is NW20 in MAC (for color reference), so I am on the fair side with cool undertones. My hair is naturally an ashy light brown, which is highlighted. My hair is pretty fine (let's not forget the lovely postpartum hair loss I'm experiencing right now), but I have a lot of it. It is pretty manageable, and will hold curl/straighten fairly easily. I have gray-blue eyes. Perhaps that info about me will help you understand my perspective.
So let's take a look at my not-so-favorite products. I will say it again: if it works for you, great! I am not intentionally insulting your holy grail beauty products just to make you mad. They just don't tickle my pickle.
Most ELF Items
Okay, I really tried to get on the ELF train. So many of you guys sing ELF's praises to the mountaintops and think it's the best brand ever. I must be the only person on the planet that really doesn't care for it. I honestly cannot find anything but one item I do like of ELF's. That item is their cream liner (I talked about it in this post), and I really think it is up there with MAC Fluidline. I am a huge gel eyeliner lover, as evidenced by this post. So, I guess if I find one really good thing that is comparable to MAC, then I have done semi decent. I tell you, though, I have tried and even returned so many of their items. The tinted moisturizer was orange sunscreen and smelled like chemicals, the eyeliner pencil sweated into the inner corners of my eyes, the liquid eyeliner pen dried out in two applications, the brushes are absolute crap and shed everywhere, the brow gel flaked and it looked like I had eyebrow dandruff, and the bronzer made me look like a glowy vampire without any bronze! You get what you pay for with this brand. You might think to yourself "AH MAH GAHD, it's only $1!" And I get it - it IS alluring. Especially when you're at Target and it's a rule of thumb to buy at least $20 more of items that you went in there for. But if you keep spending that over and over, you are wasting your money on a brand that doesn't deliver. I might upset a lot with my ELF dissing, but so be it. I tried, people. I TRIED. I'm glad it at least works for you. Perhaps their items are better from ordering online? I have no idea. If someone would like to send me items to review, I'd be happy to... it's just too much of a gamble for me!
Benefit "They're Real!" Mascara
This is another item that was getting a lot of buzz lately. I was so excited to try it because I am such a mascara junkie. I am always buying new mascara in search of my HG (holy grail). In my experience, my favorite mascaras come from the drug store, because I feel that they deliver the same, if not better, results than some high end brands. Besides, mascara is something that you should replace often and you might as well buy drugstore. Anyway, this mascara was a BIG FAT FAIL on me. No matter what I did, it clumped beyond belief. It looked like I had three clumpy eyelashes that looked like spider legs once I was finished mutilating my eyes. I thought, okay, then this needs a little drying out before it will work better. I sometimes let mascaras sit in my drawer for a few weeks before using so they can "dry out". Tried again. Same results. The applicator actually HURTS while going on, too. How in the world does a mascara wand hurt? Well, this actually does. Why the heck did I spend THIS MUCH on a crappy mascara? At least I used my 20% off Ulta coupon on it. I am going to stick to my new favorite - L'Oreal False Fiber Lashes Waterproof (talked about in this post).
Garnier BB Cream
BB Creams really have been getting a lot of attention lately. I have been on the BB train for about a year now, and I've got to say, I don't overall understand the hype behind them. I don't see any significant improvement in my face after using them. They're just another cool foundation/tinted moisturizer in my opinion. I have the Dr. Jart one from Sephora and it is a great product, with awesome coverage. Just no skin miracles happened. This Garnier BB Cream is absolute crap. It makes my face become an oil slick, breaks me out, and has absolutely no coverage. Reminded me of that god awful ELF tinted moisturizer that matched my skin just a little better. It is chocked full of chemicals, yet they package the damn thing to look like it's SO GOOD for your skin. I don't understand it whatsoever. NEWS FLASH, PEOPLE. When there are chemical sunscreens in your face products, it is not good for you. You need titanium dioxide or zinc oxide in a sunscreen. Those are natural sunscreens! None of this oxybenzoateblahblah stuff. I wish I had read the label in full before buying this. Don't even waste your time on it!
Dr. Perricone No Foundation Foundation
I am trying to figure out what exactly this is supposed to do. It's like a nice face product but with added skin benefits and tinted to give coverage. So it's like a BB Cream, but not. This one, thankfully, has natural sunscreens. I wish it would have worked out better on my skin, because it makes me an oil slick and goes on very streaky, despite the ways I have applied it. Luckily I received this as a deluxe sample from Sephora (I spend way too much money there and I am always getting deluxe samples or sample sets) and didn't pay for it.
DiorShow Waterproof Mascara
Yet another one of those high end mascara traps I fell into. Yes, it's a good mascara. No, I will never pay that much for it ever again. I used my 20% off coupon from Sephora to purchase it, so at least I had that going for me. It dried out in less than a month and flaked off. Lesson learned. Stick to the drug store.
L'Oreal Elnett Hairspray
This seems to be the creme de la creme of hairsprays. Everyone loves this, and it is a cult favorite. I guess I am, yet again, the only person that doesn't care for this. First of all, it smells like old ladies. Second of all, it was pretty terrible at taming my fly aways. I don't even know that it held my style. It is also really expensive for drugstore hairspray. I like a hairspray that is super duper extra hold and UNSCENTED. I like to spray it on the top of my head to tame fly aways, and then on my style. I've had good luck with the Dove Unscented. But if you like a hairspray that is touchable and smells like the inside of a crazy old lady's house, this will probably work for you.
The Philosophy Brand
I might get a little preachy here talking about Philosophy, so pardon this in advance. I have the same beef with Philosophy as I do the Garnier BB Cream. It's branded and marketed to look like it's this super simple brand with natural ingredients. Okay, so read any product label of theirs and you will see the myriad of chemicals. Not to mention, the Purity Made Simple cleanser didn't take off my makeup, and Hope in a Jar made me an oil slick and broke me out. Let's not forget the chemical sunscreens in their moisturizers! Have you figured out by now that I am a huge advocate for natural sunscreens?
Benefit Posie Tint
This is such a fantastic idea. The color on this tint is beautiful. I just wish it worked on me. I think it would work pretty brilliantly on naked skin without any makeup on it. Because, when it is applied over foundation or makeup of any kind, it really cakes up your makeup and doesn't blend. Rather sad. It also looked pretty awful on my lips. Luckily, I received this in a deluxe sample size from Sephora.
Urban Decay's Sidecar Shadow (in Naked Palette)
Upon first glance of this shadow, it is a beautiful neutral taupe with a creamy pigmentation and goes on fairly easily. However, it turns you into a glowy glittery disco ball because about half of the shadow ends up on your face. There is so much glitter fallout from this shadow, I just stopped trying to use it. No matter what primers I used or even applying eye makeup before face makeup (I actually do that - do my eyes before my face) will prevent the glitter explosion. It's so sad, because it could be so beautiful!
Jergen's Daily Glow Lotion
This stuff just plain ranks. I can't handle the smell of self tanner, and the idea with this is to actually keep it on your skin for a while. I prefer to do my own spray tan, let it sit overnight, and rinse it off in the morning. See this post for reference.
Physician's Formula Summer Eclipse Bronzer
This is yet another bronzer that just made me look like a sparkly vampire without much color payoff. I should learn from my mistakes and just stick to matte bronzers with rich color. I can control the amount applied and do fantastic contouring.
Honorable Mention: Any Makeup Remover
I don't invest in any sort of makeup remover. I use straight up extra virgin olive oil. See this post for reference. I do keep a bottle of olive oil in the shower (now that's a sight to see) because I shower at night and this seriously is the best makeup remover I've EVER used! All natural, and good for your skin. I will say, though, I got some cleansing wipes from Yes to Cucumbers for when I was in the hospital having my baby, and I really enjoyed those. It's not like I could lug my bottle of olive oil with me to the hospital.
What about you? What beauty products are you not a fan of?
Let's get this beauty bashing party started!